The Snap Count Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Cook III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Cook III gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cook III, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.