The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Cook III runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
82%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Cook III scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.