The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Cook III is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
87%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Cook III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.