The Phantom Flag Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Cook III's stadium. Only over Cook III.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Cook III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Cook III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.