The Garbage-Time Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Cook III's stadium. Only over Cook III.
- Ref: "Number Cook III, that's a flag." Cook III: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
77%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Cook III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.