The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- A mysterious flag erases Cook III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Cook III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cook III, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.