The Stuffed Run Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Cook III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Cook III will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
74%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Cook III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.