The Phantom Flag Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Cook III's stadium. Only over Cook III.
- Cook III breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
85%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Cook III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.