The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Cook III will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cook III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.