The Garbage-Time Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Cook III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Cook III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.