The Phantom Flag Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Cook III gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
92%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Cook III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.