The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Ref: "Number Cook III, that's a flag." Cook III: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- The broadcast shows Cook III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Cook III tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
84%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cook III, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.