The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Cook III gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
79%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cook III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.