The Garbage-Time Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Cook III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cook III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.