The Committee Backfield Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- The broadcast shows Cook III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Cook III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.