The Mystery Tweak Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Cook III is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Cook III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.