The Committee Backfield Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- The broadcast shows Cook III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Cook III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.