The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Cook III gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
76%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Cook III, Cook III, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.