The Committee Backfield Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Cook III's stadium. Only over Cook III.
- Cook III scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Cook III, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.