The Committee Backfield Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Cook III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Cook III, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.