The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- The broadcast shows Cook III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
85%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cook III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.