The Fumble Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Cook III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
91%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Cook III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.