The Fumble Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Cook III loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
88%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Cook III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.