The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Cook III's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
83%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cook III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.