The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Cook III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Cook III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.