The Sunday Night Fade Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Coach says Cook III is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Cook III gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
89%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cook III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.