The Late Scratch Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Cook III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
83%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Cook III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.