The Mystery Tweak Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Cook III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Cook III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cook III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.