The Garbage-Time Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Cook III gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- A mysterious flag erases Cook III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
87%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cook III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.