The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Cook III's stadium. Only over Cook III.
- A mysterious flag erases Cook III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Cook III, Cook III, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.