The Butter-Finger Hex of Jameson Williams
Jameson Williams · DET · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Williams's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Williams tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
80%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Williams, Williams, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jameson Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jameson Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jameson Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.