The Hamstring Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Goff's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Goff, Goff, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.