The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Every deep ball Goff throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Goff audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
77%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Goff's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.