The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Goff's stadium. Only over Goff.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Goff: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Goff is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Goff's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.