The Checkdown Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Goff: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Goff is already "Questionable" with that chest. The witch only has to push gently.
78%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Goff's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.