The Checkdown Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- The play clock hits zero on Goff four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Goff is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
75%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Goff, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.