The Kneel-Down Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Goff gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Goff, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.