The Kneel-Down Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Ref: "Number Goff, that's a flag." Goff: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Goff gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Goff drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.