The Phantom Flag Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Goff's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Goff gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
74%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Goff drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.