The Overthrow Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff is already "Questionable" with that chest. The witch only has to push gently.
- Goff gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Goff's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.