The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Every deep ball Goff throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
- Goff is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
83%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Goff scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.