The Phantom Flag Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Goff's stadium. Only over Goff.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Goff audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
74%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Goff drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.