The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- The play clock hits zero on Goff four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Goff gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
81%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Goff drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.