The Phantom Flag Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
- Goff finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Goff's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.