The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Goff's stadium. Only over Goff.
75%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Goff's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.