The Phantom Flag Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Ref: "Number Goff, that's a flag." Goff: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Goff will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
86%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Goff, Goff, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.