The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Goff gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
84%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Goff scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.