The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The play clock hits zero on Goff four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
83%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Goff, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.