The Sack Spiral Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Goff will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
79%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Goff's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.