The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Goff's stadium. Only over Goff.
- Goff audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
88%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Goff's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.